You know that passage in the Bible that says, “And the meek shall inherit the Earth”? Always wondered if that was mistranslated. Perhaps it actually says, “And the geek shall inherit the Earth.
Neil deGrasse TysonTag: funny bible quote geek meek
Geeks = Know more about computers than their computer teacher, so everyone comes to them for computer problems.
Nerds = Have no life and only worries about school, no one talks to them.
Jocks = Know a lot about sports but not much else.
Geek's Wife: Completely depend on the geek for tech support. Tend to be pretty good looking.
Nerd's Wife: nonexistent
Jock's Wife: only there for money, most likely having an affair with another jock
See Geeks are the best!
Tag: geek
The more attractive and athletic the character depicted on the T-shirt, the less attractive and athletic the fan wearing it
Nev FountainAge of the geek, baby!
Keith R.A. DeCandidoTag: catchphrase leverage geek alec-hardison
Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get my powers.
Michael R. UnderwoodTag: humor prayer urban-fantasy geek wonder-woman
Amazing? My heart fluttered. “But I don’t want Flash or Harry,” I murmured. “You want Spider-Man,” he finished for me, looking a little wistful. I shrugged. “And Peter Parker.” He looked at me, very seriously. “Then don’t settle,” he said.
J.M. RichardsTag: romantic romance amazing-writing superhero sexy geek comic-fiction geek-girl smolder-moment-alert davin-and-anna superheroine best-quotes geeky-love sweet-talks
Believe me, if Archimedes ever had the grand entrance of a girl as pretty as Gloria to look forward to, he would never have spent so much time calculating the value of Pi. He would have been baking her a Pie! If Euclid had ever beheld a vision of loveliness like the one I see walking into my anti-math class, he would have forgotten all the geometry of lines and planes, and concentrated on the sweet simplicity of soft curves. If Pythagoras had ever had a girl look at him the way Gloria's eyes fix in my direction, he would have given up his calculations on the hypotenuse of right triangles and run for the hills to pick a bouquet of wildflowers.
David KlassThere’s still much to do; still so much to learn. Mr. La Forge – engage!
Captain PicardTag: science-fiction star-trek geek captain-picard patrick-stewart
Anyway, the point is that you guys really need to get out more.
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