Several months ago there was a somewhat, in some people's eyes, relatively normal Cal--or by and large normal--the best he was able to be as half Auphe. Occasionally he did lose his shit, attacked and ate deer while on road trips through the woods, created massive holes in between dimensions to shove through malevolently murderous pucks, and once in a while ripped out an Auphe's throat with his teeth. He also opened a gate or two to save his friends, blew up an antihealer from the inside out to save the world, cleaned his guns while watching porn, and generally was a smart-ass to everyone.
Normal.

Rob Thurman

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No more guns for you.

Ross Macdonald

Tag: guns



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I hate guns," replied the Doctor. "Which isn't to say that a bit of fantasy violence can't be therapeutic.

Jacqueline Rayner

Tag: guns video-games therapy



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Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it!

Shamus McCarty

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We do not need guns and bombs to bring peace, we need love and compassion.

Mother Teresa

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Oh, it doesn't work at all. That's the problem! It's an endless, halting parade of inspections, bribes, and nonsense—but if you're aboard a Texas vessel, you'll find less inconvenience along the way."
"It's because of their guns!" declared Mr. Henderson, once more escaping his reverie, bobbing out of it as if to gasp for air.
"Concise, my love." Mrs. Henderson gave him a smile. "And correct. Texans are heavily armed and often impatient. They don't need to be transporting arms and gunpowder to create a great nuisance for anyone who stops them, so they tend to be stopped…less often.

Cherie Priest

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One day I was telling him that I thought that cars had replaced guns as phallic symbols for American men, and I thought it was interesting that he had one that was so small and fast. The next day he gave me the Datsun and went out and bought a Lincoln.

Christopher Moore

Tag: america guns phallic datsun



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When I came here as a child, he would always remove the bullets as soon as he walked in the door. I guess he considered me old enough now not to shoot myself by accident, and not depressed enough to shoot myself on purpose.

Stephenie Meyer

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He felt like the last bullet in a gun meant for revenge, sealed with a kiss.

Pete Wentz

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I believe there is a considerable range in the bang of most guns.

Gail Carriger

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