If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.
Michael P. CluttonTag: humor humor-inspirational humorous-quotations
I broke my arm in 3 places so I wont be going back to those places.
Jim RoseTag: humor-inspirational
A lot of men tend to want "models"
I tell men, unless they look like a model themselves, they can't expect to land one.
Tag: humor self-help memoir humor-inspirational
Bleeding is for those who suck enough to get injured.
Duke NukemTag: humor-inspirational
I stressed out trying to figure out what I could say. I ate licorice. I stressed some more. I ate Dots. I stressed out even more-and wiped out a bag of Swedish Fish. And then I wrote.
Maria ShriverTag: humor-inspirational
Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself
Richard P. FeynmanTag: self-esteem humor-inspirational self-inspired
When people tell me to go fly a kite I tell them to go dig a ditch. They say "why dig a ditch"? I say because I want to be closer to Heaven than you.
Stanley Victor PaskavichTag: humor-inspirational
I'll take a Cheezy Burger and a shake full of smiles to go.
Stanley Victor PaskavichTag: humor-inspirational
Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
Mindy KalingTag: humor-inspirational
Staying on the fence is safe ... until someone shoots you off!
Steven CharlesTag: humor-inspirational
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