Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it.
Michelle M. PillowTag: humor chocolate humor-quotes
Just curious how much I'm going for these days," Leo said. "I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason, maybe...but am I worth, like, two Franks, or three Franks?
Rick RiordanTag: humor-quotes
I was momentarily stunned by his odd announcement and told him as much. "Let’s just talk about the fact that you composed a sonnet to my vagina, shall we? You are sending off some major stalker vibes, which is odd because you’re gay. You are gay, right?"
He narrowed his eyes at me and waved his hand in the direction of his 'muse' as he stated, "I don't want any part of that thing. I just want to honor it for being the only known thing in existence to be touched by the dick of a god.
Tag: romance funny quote humor-quotes adult-humor
Welcome home. Now leave me alone.
Trish DollerTag: humor-quotes
And your excuse?' I asked.
'I'm a sociopath; I don't have to be nice,' Nicky said.
I gave him a look.
'You're mad at him.I can feel it; which means I really don't have to be nice to him.'
'I thought you were friends.'
'What part of sociopath didn't you understand?' he asked.
Tag: humor-quotes
I was tired of this silly joking about my 'speaking countenance'. I could keep a secret as well as anyone. Poirot had always persisted in the humiliating belief that I am a transparent character and that anyone can read what is passing in my mind.
Agatha ChristieTag: character irony point-of-view humor-quotes
When in doubt, bluff.
Sarah MacLeanTag: humor-quotes
Do you want to walk for a bit? It's probably ridiculously dangerous, but YOLO and what not.
Claire ZornTag: humor-quotes
Facebook is big. Bigger than Justin Bieber or Ashton Kutcher's Twitter following. Hell, it's even bigger than obesity and possibly just as lethal!
Gemini AdamsTag: celebrity facebook twitter humor-quotes bieber digital-detox ashton-kutcher sosical-media
When value of your words gets lower its time to stay quite and improve your self
Maulik ShahTag: life-quotes humor-quotes
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