Mereka yang sekalipun belum pernah naik vespa adalah penyia-nyia hidup
ifdal sukriTag: humor-relationships
jodohmu bukan kereta, baiknya jangan hanya di tunggu, tapi di cari!
ifdal sukriTag: humor-relationships
I thought about the difference between a mama's girl and a daddy's girl. I decided that a daughter who belongs to her daddy expects gifts, while a daughter who belongs to her mama expects a lot more. Not from her mama. From herself.
Victoria BondTag: wisdom humor-relationships
His mind’s always on something else. He’d live in a ratty cardigan, and he’s always worrying holes in the pockets of his pants. He can never seem to find his wallet or anything in the refrigerator. And just when you think he’s not paying any attention to what you’re saying or doing, he comes up with exactly the right answer or solution.”", [J.D. Robb, Celebrity In Death"“People""who expect perfection in a mate miss a lot of fun—and sweetness.", [J.D. Robb, Celebrity In Death]
J.D. RobbTag: humor humor-relationships
I suffer for birds and fireflies
but not frogs, she said,
and threw him across the room.
Kaboom!
Like a genie out of a samovar,
a handsome prince arose in the
corner of the bedroom.
Tag: humor-relationships
People aren't truly evolving, they're just mastering new and cyber-sanctioned ways to get what they want.
Jessa CallaverTag: humor-relationships
What do you think?” I asked, a teasing smile curving my lips. “Did we know each other in another life?”
He gave a faint smile. “I can guarantee it.”
I looked up at him, surprised by his seriousness. “Oh really?” I said, cocking an eyebrow coyly, “So what was I like, oh-expert-on-my-past-life?”
A smile touched his lips. As he thought, he seemed to be in another place.
When he came out of his trance, he answered, “Similar to how you are now. Smart,funny, stunningly beautiful . . . and you were a horrible pool player then too.” He laughed as I punched him in the shoulder.
“Very funny,” I said.
“Your punches used to hurt less though.
Tag: humor-relationships
Safety tip. When you see smoke run, never wait for fire.
Danielle SibariumTag: safety humor-relationships
Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking "hello" in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog's mating call. Which made a kind of twisted sense -- last night she'd been hunting for a mate as well.
Elizabeth Jane HowardTag: dating humor-relationships
I profess not to know how women’s hearts are wooed and won. To me they have always been matters of riddle and admiration. Some seem to have but one vulnerable point, or door of access; while others have a thousand avenues, and may be captured in a thousand different ways. It is a great triumph of skill to gain the former, but a still greater proof of generalship to maintain possession of the latter, for man must battle for his fortress at every door and window. He who wins a thousand common hearts is therefore entitled to some renown; but he who keeps undisputed sway over the heart of a coquette is indeed a hero.
Washington IrvingTag: humor women courting courtship humor-relationships
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