El precio de mi visión crítica de las cosas era mi tendencia innata a complicarme la vida.

Carolina Pineda

Tag: humor

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There were a few things scarier than a bipolar vampire off his meds, but to be honest, not that many.

Rachel Caine

Tag: humor vampire bipolar myrnin

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You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.

Rachel Caine

Tag: humor weapons shane claire morganville best-girlfriend

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I am so glad Todd and I eloped,” she said sincerely. “There was no way to salvage the wreckage. But I think that you deserved this, and I'm very happy for you.” She leaned forward and kissed my cheek. Then she whispered, “He is really, really a hottie. How did you mange that?”
“Brat,” I told her, and gave her a hug. “Todd’s not exactly chopped liver.”
She smiled smugly and took another sip. “No he’s not.”
“He could be,” said Ben from behind me, his British accent giving him a civilized air that he didn’t deserve. “Do you want him to be chopped liver, darling?”
I turned, making sure I was between Ben and Nan, “My sisters are off-limits,” I reminded him.
A flash of hurt came and went on his face. With Ben, it was even odds whether the emotion was genuine or not -but my instincts told me they had been. So I continued in a mock-chiding tone, “Ruthie is too young for you, and Nan is married to a very nice man. So be good.”
Nan had caught the flash of hurt, too, I thought. She was softer than our mother, more like her father in temperament as well as looks. She couldn’t stand to have anyone hurting and not do anything about it.
She sighed dramatically. “All the pretty men, and I’m tied to just one.”
Ben smiled at her. “Anytime you want to change that…”
I poked him in the side-he could have slipped out of the way, but he didn’t bother.
“Okay,” he said, backing away with exaggerated fear. “Ill be good, I promise. Just don’t hurt me again.”
He was loud enough that all the people around us looked at us. Adam pushed his way through the pack and ruffled Ben’s hair as he went by him. “Behave Ben.”
The Ben I’d first met would have snarled and pulled away from the affectionate scold. This one grinned at me, and said, “Not if I can help it, I wont,” to Adam.

Patricia Briggs

Tag: humor

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