There is something called the rapture of the deep, and it refers to what happens when a deep-sea diver spends too much time at the bottom of the ocean and can't tell which way is up. When he surfaces, he's liable to have a condition called the bends, where the body can't adapt to the oxygen levels in the atmosphere. All of this happens to me when I surface from a great book.

Nora Ephron

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I bet that dog-walking trollop called the cops on us.

Laura Goode

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It's just going to add to him thinking that I am a crazy, wanky, greenie, hybriddriving hippie," I complained.
"Has he seen your bomb of a car?" Fran asked in disbelief. "Greenpeace arranges a protest every time it leaves your driveway.

Sean Kennedy

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Just because you’re allowed to use magic now you don’t have to whip your wands out for every tiny little thing!

J.K. Rowling

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Seedy wasn't a fair description for the place, because seeds imply eventual regrowth and renewal.

Jim Butcher

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Hope was like frogs praying for wings so they didn't bump their asses when they hopped

Sherri Desbois

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You've got better boobs," I acknowledged. And just as we'd done each time we'd had this boobs-versus-legs conversation, we looked down at our chests. Ogled. Compared.

Chloe Neill

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Looks to me like Felicity didn’t enjoy being mauled,” Daniel pointed out reasonably. When what he reasonably wanted to do, was shove Stuart’s head so far up his ass the next time he gargled he’d give himself a colonic. -Felicity Stripped Bare

Vanessa Jaye

Tag: romance humorous contemporary



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I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction

Carroll Bryant

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No one could honestly say that a musical makes sense.

Siegfried Kracauer

Tag: film humorous



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