He says in his defence he never meddled with married women, only with virgins.
Hilary MantelTag: humorous gender-stereotypes gender-roles
Sorry. Sometimes my mouth engages before making contact with my brain.
Jayson JamesTag: humorous
Scott had some sort of power, or force field. In essence, he was like fucking gay guy repellant. Not a single gay guy would come anywhere near me, let alone talk to or hit on me when he was around.
Jayson JamesTag: humorous
Wakey wakey eggs and bacey!
Jayson JamesYou got off on the wrong foot. I merely watched you shove it into your mouth.
Sabrina JeffriesTag: humorous
...but once more I say do as you please, for we women are born to this burden of being obedient to our husbands, though they be blockheads
Miguel de Cervantes SaavedraWith sunglasses, a hat, and half a pack of Band-Aids, Roger could pass as a human.
Nadia HigginsTag: humorous zombies summer-camp
Being a monk was the strangest and most perverted way of life imaginable. Monks spent half their lives putting themselves through pain and discomfort that they could easily avoid, and the other half muttering meaningless mumbo jumbo in empty churches at all hours of the day and night. They deliberately shunned anything good—girls, sports, feasting and family life.
Ken FollettTag: humorous monks religious-practices
It was the study hour. Most of the monks were reading. A few were meditating, an activity that was suspiciously similar to dozing.
Ken FollettTag: sleep humorous meditating
In truth, he had always considered the sight of men eating croissants slightly ridiculous, especially at the beginning, when for the first bite they had to maneuver the point of the crescent into their mouths. No matter what a person did, he ended up with an asymmetrical mouthful of pastry, which he then had to relocate with his tongue to a more central location. This made him look less purposive than he might. Also, croissants were more apt than other breakfast foods to spray little flakes all over one’s clean dark suit. Art himself had accordingly never ordered a croissant in any working situation, and he believed that attention to this sort of detail was how it was that he had not lost his job like so many of his colleagues.
Gish JenTag: humorous food-humor
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