We offered her flowers and signalled to her with our penises, but she did not respond with joy.'
'The men with the extra skins didn't look happy. They looked angry.'
'We went towards them to greet them, but they ran away.'
Snowman can imagine. The sight of these preternaturally calm, well-muscled men advancing en masse, singing their unusual music, green eyes glowing, blue penises waving in unison, both hands outstretched like extras in a zombie film, would have to have been alarming.

Margaret Atwood

Tag: humour mating crakers

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Life is a Game; More you play, More you learns

Harishankar Kaushik Hsk

Tag: humor inspirational humour philoshpy

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Trying is the first step towards failure

Homer Simpson

Tag: success humour failure

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Just look at the fellow, standing there like a bloody Greek god. Do you think she chose him because of his intellect?”
“I graduated from Cambridge,” Christopher said acidly. “Should I have brought my diploma?

Lisa Kleypas

Tag: romance humour funny historical-romance

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Beatrix wished she were a swooning sort of female. It seemed the only appropriate response to the situation.
Unfortunately, no matter how she tried to summon a swoon, her mind remained intractably conscious.

Lisa Kleypas

Tag: romance humour funny historical-romance

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Form is temporary; I'm permanent.

Hsk

Tag: inspirational humour motivation

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She didn't want the medi-techs. She wanted a fucking a candy bar.

J.D. Robb

Tag: humour crime

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So? I know lots of beautiful women. Nova wanted to chase... I merely obliged her by running.

D.D. Chant

Tag: humour funny book novel broken-city

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She didn't want the medi-techs. She wanted a fucking candy bar. [...] She reached down [...] and chose a Galaxy bar [...] "I'm going home." "You didn't pay for that," Francois shouted after her. "Fuck you, Frank," she shouted back and kept going.

J.D. Robb

Tag: humour crime

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I'm going to imagine that converstion now. 'Hi, Mom, it's me. I ran away to Paris with a stranger I met under a bridge. He's really old, too, like twenty-five or something, and a soldier, so I helped him desert from his army, and, oh, did I mention he's a Communist'...

Rosanne Parry

Tag: humor humour soldier communist rosanne-parry

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