Der Papst ist der einzige Konzern-Vize, der seinen Chef nie zu sehen bekommt. Nicht einmal bei der Weihnachtsfeier.
Oliver HassencampWer lügt, hat die Wahrheit immerhin gedacht.
Oliver HassencampUmgangsformen sind Formen, die zunehmend umgangen werden.
Oliver HassencampTag: wisdom truth humour funny
Wir brauchen keinen Dritten Weltkrieg. Wir haben Kapitalismus, Kommunismus und Tourismus.
Oliver HassencampХей, тръстиковата ми флейта още е здрава!" - извика Гроувър. - "Ако успея да си спомня песента за намиране на пътека, ще се измъкнем от гората!"
Изсвири няколко тона, но мелодията подозрително наподобяваше Хилари Дъф.
Tag: humour
May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.
Roman PayneTag: humor men women humour funny living dying widows roman payne
Everywhere's been where it is ever since it was first put there. It's called geography.
Terry PratchettI’m not aspiring to be someone else – If I’m me for the rest of my life then so be it
Terry LanderTag: life poetry inspiration humour funny aspiration comedy
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
John Kenneth GalbraithTag: economics humour employment
There are many other little refinements too, Mr. Bohlen. You'll see them all when you study the plans carefully. For example, there's a trick that nearly every writer uses, of inserting at least one long, obscure word into each story. This makes the reader think that the man is very wise and clever. So I have the machine do the same thing. There'll be a whole stack of long words stored away just for this purpose."
Where?"
In the 'word-memory' section," he said, epexegetically.
Tag: humor humour funny comedy
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