No, she laughed." How on earth could that be done? If you try to laugh and say ‘No’ at the same time, it sounds like neighing — yet people are perpetually doing it in novels. If they did it in real life they would be locked up.
Hilaire BellocTag: writing humour on-people-in-books
My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.
Jess C. ScottTag: humor individuality wisdom imagination life truth honesty friendship books love reality passion music romance youth sex humour technology relationships self funny emotion culture novel body girl desire young cool
Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid's arse
Alan CarrTag: humour
A Prayer was like a tickle.Sooner or later God would have to look down to see what was tickling his bum.
Lloyd JonesTag: humour
You're Ma's own blood son, but did she take on that time Tony Fontaine shot you in the leg? No, she just sent for old Doc Fontaine to dress it and asked the doctor what ailed Tony's aim. Said she guessed the licker was spoiling his marksmanship.
Margaret MitchellI've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
Anne FrankTag: inspirational humour
First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you.
Clint EastwoodTag: humour
When did you get so smart?"
He tapped his forehead. "Brain transplant. They put in a whale's. I'm passing all my classes with my eyes closed now, but I just can't get over this craving for krill." He shrugged. "And I feel sorry for the whale that got my brain. Probably swimming around Florida now trying to catch glimpses of girls in bikinis.
Tag: humour
There was a deep silence, only scraped on its surfaces by the faint quiver of empty seed-plumes, and broken grass-blades trembling in small air-movements they could not feel.
'Not a bird!' said Sam mournfully.
'No, no birds,' said Gollum. 'Nice birds!' He licked his teeth. 'No birds here. There are snakeses, wormses, things in the pools. Lots of things, lots of nasty things. No birds,' he ended sadly.
Sam looked at him with distaste.
Tag: humour eat lord-of-the-rings smeagol
It was a smooth silvery voice that matched her hair. It had a tiny tinkle in it, like bells in a doll's house. I thought that was silly as soon as I thought of it.
Raymond ChandlerTag: simile humour metaphor hair
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