I said never mix business with pleasure. They said it was a pleasure doing business with me.
Nikhil ShardaTag: bullshit puns humourous satire-write
A few days earlier, Adriana and I had been browsing books at the local library. I happened to turn around and look at her...and that was it. The man who "loved to laugh" in Mary Poppins had nothing on us.
Gina Marinello-SweeneyTag: humourous
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers.
Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers.
Tag: boys gender girls funny mother alcohol clothing clothes father dress drink femininity cook humourous masculinity
Dark is dark in the darkness.
Chet WilliamsonTag: wise-words obviousness humourous
There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life.
Chet WilliamsonPercy stormed over to the magical cooler. No one tried to stop him. He knocked open the lid and rummaged throught the ice. There had to be one. Please. He was rewarded with s silver-and-red can of soda. He brandished it at the dolphin warriors as if spraying them with bug repellent. "Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!
Rick RiordanTag: humourous percy diet-coke
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.
George R.R. MartinTag: truth humour funny hilarious humourous
When the power goes out, we jump up to...To what? It's weird. We're so used to electricity, when it's gone, we don't know what to do. So we jump up or squeal or start jabbering like idiots. We panic. It's like someone cut off our oxygen.
Rick YanceyTag: life humourous truthiness
When I was in my early twenties I didn't have a need to rub together, back when my life was a series of wants and whims. But recently I had felt overwhelmed by longings that seemed to lunge out of me in the most awkward situations.
Tyne O'ConnellTag: humour awkwardness humourous awkward
All I had to say to anyone that doubted our love was, "Eat your knickers!".
Tyne O'ConnellTag: love humour humourous sayings
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