Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Mark TwainTag: idiots
Y’all might as well come on out,” I said. “I know you’re there. I can smell you.”
“Smell me? But I just took a shower this morning!” an indignant voice drifted out of the shadows.
There was a loud sound, like someone was getting smacked upside the head. Then another voice let out a low mutter.
“Shut up, idiot.
Tag: humor funny idiots smell bobby assassin billy gin-blanco
If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.
Laura DavenportYes," Vorkosigan agreed, "I could take over the universe with this army if I could ever get all their weapons pointed in the same direction.
Lois McMaster BujoldTag: army idiots world-domination
I'm fairly certain YOLO is just Carpe Diemm for stupid people.
Jack BlackThat’s the problem with any ‘simple truth’—it always takes a gaggle of complete idiots or a team of all-knowing geniuses to miss it.
Ali SheikhTag: truth genius business idiots
There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.
Anthony LiccioneTag: people shit idiots jerks ass brown-nose
When Jim Donell thought of something to say he said it as often and in as many ways as possible, perhaps because he had very few ideas and had to wring each one dry.
Shirley JacksonTag: stupidity ideas fools idiots bullies merricat
Upon my word," thought Mrs. Fisher, "the way one pretty face can turn a delightful man into an idiot is past all patience.
Elizabeth von ArnimTag: idiots pretty-face
Cause there's always someone, somewhere
With a big nose, who knows
And trips you up and laugh when you fall
Tag: idiots
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