So, sweeting, why were you threatening to throw Tate out of the house? What did he say?”


Leather brushed her chin as he tipped it up. Serious dark eyes met hers. “What did he say?”

She glanced around; surely the footmen were too far away to hear. “He wanted to join us in our bed.”

“I’ll run him through.”

“No! Perhaps he only said it to goad you into a duel. Perhaps it was intended as a way to kill you.”

“It was an insult to you, love. That can’t be ignored.”

“And so you rush inexorably toward death. I don’t care if he stands on a Drury Lane stage and calls me a courtesan, I won’t have you risking your life.

Sharon Page

Tag: humor death insult



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Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Tag: insult



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Lepida, has anyone ever told you that you're a cruel spiteful selfish slut?...You're vicious. You're unprincipled. You mistreat your slaves and abuse your daughter. And furthermore you're the worst, most neglectful, most criminal wife in Rome. I think we can go now.

Kate Quinn

Tag: funny insult comeback calpurnia kate-quinn mistress-of-rome



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Since when are you so 'faithful'? just a couple of years ago you would show up in your tight jeans and borrow our car to pick up one of your five girlfriends. You think that beard makes you a man of God?

Dalia Sofer

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And since when is stealing people's possessions the call of God? you are all hypocrites who have suddenly come into power, and you don't know how to handle it

Dalia Sofer

Tag: funny insult farnaz septembers-of-shiraz



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Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the
fool no where but in's own house.

William Shakespeare

Tag: humor insult



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Me? I'm being ridiculous? You're the one flirting for your thesis. What the hell kind of degree is that anyway? A doctorate of dick tease?

Erin McCarthy

Tag: flirting insult tease thesis



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You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!

William Shakespeare

Tag: senselessness insult insensibility



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The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet.

Orson Scott Card

Tag: insult toilet-humor



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You, you insolent brazen bitch—you really dare to shake that monstrous spear in Father’s face?

Homer

Tag: family classics greece insult



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