He leaned in for a sniff. 'Smells like a horse's arse! I've got Ian!' -'No sniffing allowed! We never discussed sniffing! I cry foul!' Ian was outraged. 'I'm not giving you a shilling!' -'Give him a shilling! It's not his fault you smell like a horse's arse!
Julie Anne LongTag: humor humour insults name-calling
Sometimes, very occasionally, you do your best boxing with your mouth.
Bryce CourtenayTag: insults
If her rump were any stiffer, she'd break it every time she rides', I thought to Pounce.
'If she fell on the steps, they would never be able to put her together again', he replied.
Tag: humor insults tamora-pierce beka-cooper
Peter to Austin:
"Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.
Tag: humor gay mystery insults put-downs glbt mm shattered-glass dani-alexander
He crouched at the care window and looked in. "What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one." His finger jabbed the glass. "That one's a bit ugly."
The American stepped towards him. "What? What did you say?"
"Oh, don't worry. I'm sure his personality makes up for his face.
Tag: humor family random insults humorous what-the-hell
Sidekick? Fuck you, porky.
Julie JamesTag: humor insults name-calling
Every word she writes is a lie, including ‘and’ and ‘the’."
(on Lillian Hellman)
Granny Weatherwax was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about witches. At least, not if he wanted to wake up in the morning the same shape as he went to bed.
Terry Pratchett[He's] a rat. A first-class double-A-battery-run rat.
Flo FitzpatrickI have neither curiosity, interest, pain nor pleasure, in anything, good or evil, they can say of me. I feel only a slight disgust, and a sort of wonder that they presume to write my name.
Percy Bysshe ShelleyTag: retaliation insults slander disgust snaps
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