Ein Optimist ist ein Mensch, der ein Dutzend Austern bestellt, in der Hoffnung, sie mit der Perle, die er darin findet, bezahlen zu können.
Theodor FontaneTag: irony-of-life
Without an element of vulgarity, no man can be a work of art...I have to try and think what an artist is, apart from a hooligan who cannot live within his income of praise.
Quentin CrispTag: humor creativity artist irony-of-life
My aunt and overprivileged cousin only recognize two states of being: glitter and grunge. And if you weren’t glitter, well, that only left one other option.
Rachel VincentTag: humour irony-of-life
You think that drinking with a serial killer takes you into the midnight currents of the culture? I say bullshit. There's been twelve TV documentaries, three movies and eight books about me. I'm more popular than any of these designed-by-pedophile pop moppets littering the music television and the gossip columns. I've killed more people than Paris Hilton has desemenated, I was famous before she was here and I'll be famous after she's gone. I am the mainstream. I am, in fact, the only true rock star of the modern age. Every newspaper in America never fails to report on my comeback tours, and I get excellent reviews.
Warren EllisTag: murder america irony-of-life serial-killers black-humour
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
Keith CasertaTag: humor inspirational worry worrying irony-of-life
...it’s just another one of those things I don’t understand: everyone impresses upon you how unique you are, encouraging you to cultivate your individuality while at the same time trying to squish you and everyone else into the same ridiculous mould. It’s an artist’s right to rebel against the world’s stupidity.
E.A. BucchianeriTag: humor individuality inspirational art stupidity be-yourself rebels funny artists creative-process encouragement irony rebellion rebel uniqueness ironic catholic-author humor-inspirational gadfly irony-of-life stupidity-of-man
To say "He was a young fool, and now he's an old fool" is to make a distinction without a difference.
Gary InbinderTag: philosophy-of-life irony-of-life
... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong by a man who claims he doesn't know anything.
E.A. BucchianeriTag: men funny sarcasm pride ego dark-humor irony egotism socrates black-humor gadfly irony-of-life humorous-quotes egotist pride-trap
The land of easy mathematics where he who works adds up and he who retires subtracts.
Núria AñóTag: humor life age work living old-age aging-gracefully ageing aging economy middle-age mathematics jobs works growing-old job inevitability old-people worker workers working-class getting-older irony-of-life retired old-aged retiring nuria-ano
But a desperate heart will seduce the mind.
Mitch AlbomTag: philosophy-of-life irony-of-life
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