Not only is he mentally challenged, all he has is a couple of scary fangs and absolutely no idea what kind of fire is in this furnace.

Jayde Scott

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My mother always advised me not to trust a dead person.

Jayde Scott

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In an angry fit, my mother had called him an airhead, who couldn't find his brain even if it came knocking on his door.

Jayde Scott

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How could I persuade the in-laws I was the right one for their daughter when, instead of focusing on small talk, all I could think about was not to kill them? I could only imagine what I'd say to the prospective in-laws, "Hello, it's a pleasure to eat, I mean, meet you.

Jayde Scott

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Kieran grinned. "You look good when you're angry. Now say the pitchfork line again with more oomph.

Jayde Scott

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I can still feel my legs, thanks for asking. My back’s not even hurt that badly. Only as though I was just hit by a train.

Jayde Scott

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Can't you see, Amber? Losing you would be like a stake to my heart.

Jayde Scott

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