The dog growled again, long and ferocious. The hair on my neck tingled.
And just when I knew he would attack, a horrible scream split the air, and Darlene passed out and fell over on her side.
Tag: humor books funny childrens kids
What you don't think about when you're planning for children is when you're going to teach them how not to be killed
Darnell Lamont WalkerTag: life children death kids pregnancy
Some people discard their childhood like an old hat.
They forget about it like a phone number that's no longer valid.
They used to be kids, then they became adults - but what are they now?
Only those who grow up but continue to be children are humans.
Tag: human childhood kids adults grow-up
Moms are the ones
Who make sure of a lot of things
Like that their kids
Wear nice clothes,
Comb their hair,
Brush their teeth.
And moms teach their kids
How to fold laundry
So their cloths aren't wrinkled,
How to make scrambled eggs
Without turning them brown,
How to make a girl feel like a girl
Without a mom to make her
feel that way?
This is why we can't have nice things...
Madge MadiganTag: humor parenting kids moms
For the most part, each day listed a different rendition of "Justin ate well" and "Justin took a great nap". Every now and then they noted Justin doing unusual things, like biting. I was embarrassed to read "Justin is biting his friends again" or "Justin did better with biting and only bit one boy". Other than that, though, my son was a pretty happy-go-lucky kid.
Pattie MalletteTag: funny motherhood kids justin-bieber pattie-mallette daycare
Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.
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Book is the best friend, have no demand, no complain
Avi SalmonTag: chicken adventure stories children-s-books kids ebook children-story chicken-bob children-book fun-story srory
Maybe it's because I was an only child, but I've always wanted kids.
Benedict CumberbatchTag: kids benedict-cumberbatch only-child
I'm a Prince of Wales Trust ambassador, so I'm all about giving youth an education, a voice and a chance to not take the wrong road.
Benedict CumberbatchTag: education youth kids voice speaking-out ambassador prince-of-wales-trust wrong-road
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