When your done releasing sexual tensions, we have a meeting to continue!"
~
Francis Bonnefoy, Hetalia, English Dub
repooping is the purest form of pooping
Johannes Rand, Magnificent Ruin (via nevver)Tag: lol
I'll take my clothes off - whatever the job requires.
Tom FeltonTag: love tom lol personal-quote felton
Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
Amunhotep Chavis El BeyTag: poetry funny comedy lol humorous-quotations inspirational-quotations motivational-quotations philosophical-quotations
Only love will attract love.”~ Amunhotep El Bey
Amunhotep Chavis El BeyTag: funny comedy lol humorous-quotations inspirational-quotations motivational-quotations
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.
Amunhotep Chavis El BeyTag: humor funny comedy fun lol humorous-quotations funny-quotations
Your... Your aura. It's... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today... Well I've never seen anything like it. I didn't expect that after everything that happened.'
I shifted around uncomfortably. If I lit up around Dimitri normally, what on earth happened to my aura post-sex?
Tag: humor funny joke dirty lol rose adrian hathaway ivashkov
You were at the party on Friday night, weren't you?" I didn't mentioned I'd followed him into the woods.
He leaned back in his chair, his legs sprawled out. His boots nudged the bottom ruffle of my skirt. "Aye."
Aye? Seriously? Could he be any hotter?
Unless he had been looking for his girlfriend at the party.
Not hot.
"I was supposed to meet my cousin," he elaborated, "but I didn't find her,"
Hot again.
Tag: funny lol jo rock-guy stolen-away
And I've got THIS," I pulled out the signum and held it up for him to see, "that says I'm kindred. And I've got THIS," I pointed at my head, "that says I'm as smart as you. And I have THIS," I held up my middle finger, "that says go to hell, you immortal bigot."
And with that I spun around and stomped out the door, filing the expression on Arthur's face in a mental folder labeled "Kate's Proudest Moments".
Tag: lol katie revenants until-i-die
How about I take you to my studio? Much less dangerous. Plus, I need a model and you could sit for me."
"You want me to sit for a portrait?" I asked stunned.
"Actually, at the moment I'm concentrating on full-length nudes, in the spirit of Modigliani," Jules said. He was making an effort to keep a straight face. "Just kidding, Kates. You're a lady."
Jules was trying the guilt-trip method of attack. And it was working.
"Ok I'll pose for you," I conceded. "But under no circumstances will any article of clothing leave my body whilst I am in your studio."
"And if you're elsewhere?" he asked, breaking into a sly smile.
I rolled my eyes.
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