The human placenta is filled with nutritious benefits, one of which is creating a fertile environment. At my age, I'm going to need all the help I can to have a baby, and if having a placenta smoothie or two helps - I won't count it out."

"That's like some pretty satanic shit." Ethan is quick to observe. "Like voodoo or something.

Addison Moore

Tag: lol mom toxic ethan



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We all know whose side you're on," marshall says, picking him up and launching him toward the window. The explosive sound of glass shattering fills the room. The walls tremble from the sheer heft of his violent exit.

"What the hell?" Barron rushes in with a needle at the ready.
"I've removed your son from the premises per Skyla's wishes.

Addison Moore

Tag: lol toxic gage marshall



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The only thing that frightens me, Chloe, is that you keep lessening the six degrees of separation in our lives.

Addison Moore

Tag: lol toxic chloe skyla



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Y'all got your heads tucked so far up your rears, she's petrified the kid's gonna need a shrink before he can shit in a dish.

Addison Moore

Tag: lol toxic darla



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She is INSANE," I scream, standing in the middle of Marshall's living room.
"Of course, she's insane. That would be your genealogy by the way.

Addison Moore

Tag: lol toxic skyla marshall



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There will be no slandering of celestial beings. I've warned you on countless occasions."
"If said celestial beings weren't spreading celestial rumors, perhaps I wouldn't be moved to wrench celestial balls.

Addison Moore

Tag: lol toxic skyla celestial-beings



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There are two covenants that cease to exist in the Master's Kingdom - death and marriage."
"What an appropriate pairing," I muse.
"He thought so.

Addison Moore

Tag: lol toxic skyla marshall



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Tag: lol mom toxic ethan skyla



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Right. Like I'm going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can paw me every chance he gets.

Addison Moore

Tag: lol toxic skyla demonic-bunnies



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Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”
“Hazel,” he said. “Do you trust me?”
“No!”
“Me neither,” Leo admitted.

Rick Riordan

Tag: humor funny trust lol leo-i-love-you-ok



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