If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator
Josh SternTag: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco
Josh SternTag: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow
Josh SternTag: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months
Josh SternTag: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub
Josh SternTag: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
Who would have thought that a human and a dragon could make such a perfect match?
E.D. BakerTag: love dragons perfect princess match
When you know the knower within, you don't need to know further. When you know the meditator within, you don't need to meditate further. When you truly know the worshiper in you, you are to be worshiped.
Amit RayTag: wisdom love compassion peace self-discovery self-awareness worship meditation knowing know-thyself knowledge-of-self knowing-who-you-are meditation-experience worshiping meditation-techniques
Sometimes, all you want is a warm loving embrace.. and no words..
HimmiliciousLying flat, the small mound of their child nearly disappeared,with only a palm-sized hardness palpable below her navel. Darcy murmured nonsense over this evidence of their love, tickling Lizzy's skin so that she giggled and squirmed.
"What are you saying to him, love?"
"I am informing him that he has been gifted to the very best mother in the entire world. Also, I am reintroducing myself and thanking him for finally allowing me to feel him. If need be, I shall squeeze him several times a day. He can kick me whenever the whim takes him!" He glanced up into her mirth-filled face.
I always sleep well, dearest, except for when your hot body smothers me completely!"
Darcy grinned. "Forgive me. Even sub- consciously I must be near you. I have no control over the matter. Tea and a scone?"
"Yes, please." She sat, tucking her feet under her. "No need to apologize, William. I simply elbow you hard and you roll away, temporarily at least. Come winter you can re- pay the treatment when I slip my frozen feet between your thighs.
Tag: love marriage morning couple
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