Private moments held not a candle to coitus, not even the expensive kind of candle that made the whole room smell of far off seasons.
Thomm QuackenbushTag: sex masturbation
The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke, and tell indelicate stories— and mainly, a yearning to paint pictures.
Mark TwainTag: funny fun joke laugh masturbation mark-twain smoke
At the end of the day, I was still a virgin, all alone in a dark room, humping a lubed-up robot.
Ernest ClineTag: masturbation virgin robot lube
The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. The clitoris is
simply a bundle of nerves: 8,000 nerve fibers, to be precise. That’s a higher concentration of nerve fibers
than is found anywhere else in the male or female body, including the fingertips, lips, and tongue, and it is
twice, twice, twice the number in the penis. Who needs a hand gun when you’ve got a semi-automatic?
Tag: humour masturbation
Masturbation = Imagination + Activity. Worry = Imagination + Negativity.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTag: imagination optimism pessimism worry motivation masturbation activity negativity
Reality is in the hand of the masturbator.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTag: reality masturbation
To masturbate is to imagine: physically.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTag: imagination masturbation
Masturbation is the new polygamy.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTag: masturbation infidelity polygamy
After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow. It's a condition not unlike tennis elbow, but you get it from masturbating.
Chelsea HandlerTag: humor sex dating masturbation betrayal infidelity
I can't," I said. "I threw my back out masturbating.
Chelsea HandlerTag: humor sex masturbation
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