If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you."
"Who's Magnus?" Max inquired.
"He's a warlock," said Alec.
"A sexy, sexy warlock," Isabelle told Max, ignoring Alec's look of total fury.
"But warlocks are bad," protested Max, looking baffled.
"Exactly," said Isabelle.
Tag: magnus-bane max mortal-instruments city-of-ashes isabelle alec
Can I come in?
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind!
Tag: funny maximum-ride max iggy
I offered to pee on him, but they said no
James PattersonTag: maximum-ride max iggy
Hello, Max," he said quietly, searching my face. "How do you feel?"
Which was a ten on the "imbecilic question" scale of one to ten.
Why, I feel fine, Jeb," I said brightly. "How about you?"
Any nausea? Headache?"
Yep. And it's standing here talking to me.
Tag: world sports other saving ride max maximum extreme batchelder jeb
It's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling "Ordering a pizza?" at me, without even thinking, I would have snarled back "Yeah. You want pepperoni?"
-Maximum Ride
It's going to give you nightmares for the rest of your wasted life."
Oh, my God, I was so badass. It was all I could do not to give a mwa ha ha!
Tag: max
And by the way, you clearly don't know me better than Fang does. Do you see Fang arguing with me? No, you do not.
James PattersonAngel is right,"said Dr. G-H quickly. "This is my clumsy way of demonstrating."
"Demonstrating what?" I was barely able to keep a snarl out of my voice. "How to get yourself beat up in one easy step?
Tag: max evil-scientist
Just between you and me and the lamppost, Dylan could easily be any girl's perfect other half. If I didn't already have a perfect other half, I might have been thrilled with the gift of my very own gorgeous mutant.
James PattersonIt seems rather prophetic. We were just joking about this the other day."
"I know. Fate has annoying timing.
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