We’ll be back!” he snarled.
It was really Ari’s voice.
Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to,” said Fang

James Patterson

Tag: maxride

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Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule.

James Patterson

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WARNING
If you dare to read this story, you become part of the Experiment

James Patterson

Tag: maxride

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That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.
You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair.' Life isn't FAIR, Dean....Nothing is fair, EVER. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because FAIR IS FAIR? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I MIGHT respond to that. MAYBE.

James Patterson

Tag: humor maxride

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You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.

James Patterson

Tag: humor love maxride fang love-struck max

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Well, that's an evil smile...

James Patterson

Tag: humor evil smile maxride

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I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long." -Nudge

James Patterson

Tag: humor nudge maxride

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Q: You'er presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective? Get over it. To, like, save comrades or something. How to accomplish this?

A: Take a running start, brace one foot against the wall, throw one hand to the top, try to hang on long enough for a comrade to either grab your hand at the top or for another comrade to push your butt up from below. It takes team work!

BKA (bird kid answer): Or you could just, like, fly over it.

James Patterson

Tag: humor flying maxride

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What happened to your tan?"--Fang
"It was dirt." --Max

James Patterson

Tag: humor maxride

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I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless)
Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."
Max: (muttering) "Appropriately enough."
Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)
Max: "No, you're visible."
Iggy: "Am not!"
Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?

James Patterson

Tag: humor nudge maxride fang invisibility max gazzy iggy

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