I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
Mae WestTag: inspirational self-esteem innuendo naughty
The opportunity was too perfect to miss. Harry crept silently around behind Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, bent down, and scooped a large handful of mud out of the path.
'We were just talking about your friend Hagrid,'
Malfoy said to Ron. 'Just trying to imagine what he's saying to the Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures. D'you think he'll cry when they cut off his hippogriff's—'
SPLAT.
Malfoy's head jerked back as the mud hit him; his silverblond hair was suddenly dripping in muck.
Tag: humor naughty trouble malfoy hogsmeade mud sneaky sneers
Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Woody AllenWhip ‘em out boys. We’ll measure them right here and now.
N.M. FacileTag: naughty
Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.
Katie MacAlisterI’m your uncle?”
Oh. So that’s what was bothering him. Izzy could have done a lot of things at this moment to assuage Eibhear’s annoyance. A lot of things.
She didn’t do any of them.
Instead she said, “Well…you are my uncle.” She brushed a bit of nonexistent dirt off his bare shoulder. “And I was your ward until years later when you finally had your vile, dirty uncle way with me.”
”Izzy.
Tag: naughty uncle niece izzy dragon-kin eibhear g-a-aiken
She also said the wicked people needed love as much as good people and were much better at it.
Alasdair GrayTag: love innuendo naughty wickedness promiscuity
Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
Dark Jar Tin ZooTag: humor love food sex funny fruit naughty banana peel condom
Would you like to sit?" Kellen asked her.
"You'd better do it soon," Owen whispered close to her ear, "or I'm going to bend you over that table and break the club's no-penetration-in-the-lounge rule.
Tag: sex funny touch rules desire rule regret naughty cunning owen whisper band penetration naughty-funny sole naughty-thoughts kellen naughty-humor
If just one person has done it, it can be done. by V.L. Marshall
Verity Louise MarshallTag: money prostitution sex gay erotic naughty biography naked brothel lebian
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