No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Tag: humor revenge humour computers funny nerd nerds computer vengeance geek-humor geek computer-hackers nerd-humor



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Congratulations. Your official super-nerd badge is in the mail.

Rachel Vincent

Tag: humor nerd



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Eierkopf. Egghead. Because the big double-domed empty heads break so easily . . . in the street brawls.

Philip K. Dick

Tag: nerd egghead



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Did you just say 'nerd'?"
"Not a 'nerd' - node."
"Oh.

Raymond Benson

Tag: funny nerd mgs node raiden



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... there was one new metallic monstrosity stacked in one corner that she hadn’t seen the last time she was a visitor to his strange chamber, it appeared to be a mass of hard drives all fused together, but they looked too sophisticated to be merely hard drives.
“What on earth is that?”
“That’s my Kung Fu,” he said proudly, patting the top of the futuristic-looking stack.
“Is that what you wanted to show me?”
“No, but it’s impressive, isn’t it?”
“If you say so.”
Steves sighed and shook his head, so few people could appreciate the intellectual complexity of an almost untraceable hacking device.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Tag: humor science humour computers funny nerd machines geek-humor geek computer-hackers nerd-humor



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I get obsessed by little nerdy things in my corner that no one else is interested in.

Björk

Tag: nerd nerds girl nerd-girl



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I just like to say I'm from London, I don't have any specific area I represent. I'm not representing for a small group of people. I'd like everybody to be able to relate to a nerd, because everybody's a bit nerdy. I'm more interested in that than in where they're from. I'm more interested in what people do.

Craig Taylor

Tag: true nerd nonfiction london representation



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I know a flute player is technically called a "flautist," but something about it sounds a little sketchy, as does "pianist," so I will refrain.

Julie Halpern

Tag: humor music nerd musician piano band pianist geek flautist flute



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I wanted to beat the heck out of the JV guys for that, except I wouldn't know what to do in a fistfight without a manual.

Carrie Harris

Tag: funny fighting nerd football manual



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Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness the reverse

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Tag: nerd nerds flirting game charm seduction nerdiness enfp-vs-intj



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