When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.
Anne BishopIf you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.
William ShatnerOriginality is putting its pants on while orthodoxy is ready to deliver.
Santosh KalwarTag: originality orthodoxy pants
Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on.
-Annik Marchand
It's a miracle I was able to get out of the house today. It's a miracle I'm even wearing pants, a double miracle I remembered to wear shoes.
Lauren OliverTag: humor miracle shoes pants
Yeah, but they're PURPLE pants," Bobby said as if that made some kind of distinction. "Hence, I'm awesome.
Amanda HockingTag: purple bobby pants my-blood-approves
When you revealed that the Rani was in fact the Nagi," Charlie said, "the players collectively pissed their pants."
"I'd rather they creamed their jeans.
I guessed princesses-in-training didn’t wear pants.
Kiera CassIf I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Stephen ColbertTag: humour wishes pants twitter
From time to time, you may see a girl wearing her black opaque tights as pants. They are, in fact, not.
Nina GarcíaTag: humor style fashion black pants tights
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