Greta is great, but he's a little...extremely...moody. Take my birthday last year. At the stroke of midnight, he appeared at my door.
"I wrote this poem for you," he said, shoving a piece of crumpled paper into my hands.
'The world must burn.
Lava exploding into faces.
Their skeletons are screaming now.
No survivors.
- From Greta'
"Oh...uh...wow..." I began.
"Don't bother thanking me," he said. "I just wanted to comfort you for being one year closer to the grave. Of course, I failed miserably, because comfort doesn't exist in this universe.
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I had a dejected, brooding expression on my face, and I
could tell from the reflection in the window that it was also
an intriguing expression.
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If smart people are parodying it, that's a sure sign that some less smart people are believing it.
David LevithanTag: parody
We (people) only remembered that elves sang. But we forgot what they sang about.
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Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule.
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There is something immensely scary about putting yourself out there for people to love or hate you, fan or pan you, review or screw you.
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No one should ever take them self or others too seriously."
~R. Alan Woods [2012]
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nice knowing ya...
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Raging crime, class warfare, invasive immigrants, light morals, public misbehavior. Always we convince ourselves that the parade of unwelcome and despised is a new phenomenon, which is why the phrase "the good old days" has passed from cliché to self-parody.
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Most times, my mind is just an ongoing, present-tense, first-person monologue. It's like I'm writing a novel, constantly, but only in my brain.
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