What you don't think about when you're planning for children is when you're going to teach them how not to be killed

Darnell Lamont Walker

Tag: life children death kids pregnancy



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You are pregnant, with child, in the family way. People, some of whom you hardly know, will begin to comment on your belly size. They might even give it a rub, like you have strapped an animal of some kind in your front side and given total strangers permission to pet you at their leisure.

Amy E. Spiegel

Tag: pregnancy pregnant pregnancy-humor



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He kissed my belly, “Just think. All the love that we have for each other, we put it in this safe place here.” He kissed my belly again.

Tara Brown

Tag: sweetness pregnancy baby



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Never give a lousy person the opportunity to create lousy babies.

Roberto Hogue

Tag: love sex marriage relationships babies pregnancy procreation



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She was pregnant, of course: pregnant women carried out all the Tribe's sacred rituals.

Peadar Ó Guilín

Tag: pregnancy pregnant-women rites



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Take this one in my belly. He (or she) is determined to be here. I can feel the force of his being. It's as if he has something to do here and just wants to arrive and grow up so he can get to it.

Rebecca Walker

Tag: motherhood pregnancy



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In the Bible, a woman was made from a man. In real life, a man is made from a woman.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tag: science religion the-bible birth pregnancy adam-and-eve genesis logical divided-and-conquered



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Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tag: love sex marriage relationships dating pregnancy couples



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No sex. No taking care of her pack. No physical activity at all.
Being pregnant was definitely much, much worse than being a werewolf.

S.M. Reine

Tag: pregnancy



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You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

Dave Barry

Tag: women pregnancy fat awkward-moments pregnant-woman foot-in-mouth



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