There's always light at the end of the tunnel... just pray it's not a train.

Fanfiction.net

Tag: random



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The only reason we live is also the reason we often die, even in a matter of seconds.

Joe Etchison

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Kindness, motherfucker, kindness.

Don Roff

Tag: inspirational kindness compassion random funny lol motherfucker



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I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.

Brooke Bida

Tag: random drinking sad comedy drunk pretty silly libertarian-ann anarchist-ann anarchist-comedian beer-googles



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The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.

Gail Carriger

Tag: random funny witty steampunk wedding-dresses



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In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every so often there would be a test. The stories were very short, and there were a whole lot of them on every conceivable subject. "One day I went to the store to purchase a carton of milk," Mr. Remora would say, chewing on a banana. "When I got home, I poured the milk into a glass and drank it. Then I watched television. The end." Or: "One afternoon a man named Edward got into a green truck and drove to a farm. The farm had geese and cows. The end." Mr. Ramora would tell story after story, and eat banana after banana, and it would get more and more difficult for Violet to pay attention.

Lemony Snicket

Tag: humor school random stories absurd funny lemony-snicket a-series-of-unfortunate-events silly banana the-austere-academy schoolwork



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The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry to say, Count Olaf forced the Quagmires into puppy costumes so he could sneak them onto the airplane without anyone noticing-the Baudelaires cried themselves out and just sat on the lawn together in weary silence.

Lemony Snicket

Tag: random absurd dark-humor cruel lemony-snicket black-humor a-series-of-unfortunate-events the-austere-academy puppy-costumes



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Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden.

Spike Milligan

Tag: humor random humour funny



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I want to talk to you and be random with you and be ridiculous with you.

David Levithan

Tag: love random talk ridiculous boy-meets-boy



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We are pattern seekers, believers in a coherent world, in which regularities appear not by accident but as a result of mechanical causality or of someone´s intention. We do not expect to see regularity produced by a random process, and when we detect what appears to be a rule, we quickly reject the idea that the process is truly random. Random processes produce many sequences that convince people that the process is not random after all.

Daniel Kahneman

Tag: random



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