When I make love to you, Lanie, I want you to feel every inch of me buried deep inside of you, loving you, worshiping your body...
Flora RobertsTag: humor romantic-comedy erotica erotic-romance jasa adult-fiction adult-humor flora-roberts adult-romance adult-contemporary just-a-step-away
I'm going to make love to you, Lanie. I'm not your first, but I will be the last.
Flora RobertsTag: humor romantic-comedy erotica jasa erotica-romance adult-fiction adult-humor flora-roberts adult-romance adult-contemporary just-a-step-away
The blues are intent and watchful. “You’re trying to get me to change my mind, aren't you?”
“Lilah, I constantly hope that you are going to change your mind, but I know you well enough to know that you won’t.”
I just nod at him.
Tag: contemporary-romance romantic-comedy new-adult
What are you thinking?” I ask.
“That I wish this was my home, too.”
I have nothing to say to this, so I kiss him instead.
Tag: contemporary-romance romantic-comedy new-adult
It was Valentine's Day and I had spent the day in bed with my life partner, Ketel One. The two of us watched a romance movie marathon on TBS Superstation that made me wonder how people who write romantic comedies can sleep at night.
At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall all-the-time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.
Then, within the two hour time frame of the movie, the couple meet, fall in love, fall out of love, break up, and then just before the end of the movie, they happen to bump into each other by "coincidence" somewhere absolutely absurd, like by the river. This never happens in real life. The last time I bumped into an ex-boyfriend was at three o'clock in the morning at Rite Aid. I was ringing up Gas-X and corn removers.
Tag: humor reality real-life dating movies coincidence romantic-comedy
A pair of great heels was much more satisfying than a man. They lasted longer, and better yet, they didn’t leave me for someone prettier.
Cindi MadsenTag: humor men romance relationships romantic-comedy shoes
I have been cheated. The file had a few pieces of worthless information about me and some of my performance reviews (which I had to sign– so it wasn’t anything new). The rest were blank pieces of paper, which Oliver obviously put in there to make it look more enticing. It also only briefly mentioned the meeting with Spencer, saying I had shown interest in marketing with a red pen mark at the bottom which said: Accused Marketing Director of being a narcissistic bastard. Follow up?
They hadn’t even indicated whose side they were on, which is slightly disappointing.
Tag: humor romantic-comedy chick-lit
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