See, that’s just it…You shouldn’t even know sayings like that,” I griped. “It takes normal people years to pick up on all those little phrases. Do you have any idea how stupid I feel, when I can’t even say ‘Hello, my name is Palta…Oh, and by the way—I’m the village idiot.’?
M.A. GeorgeTag: humor paranormal-romance sarcastic-humor
I can only imagine what goes on in that head of yours…” he teased. “I assure you I haven’t taken up black magic, ritualistic sacrifice, or—”
“Plushophilia?” I tagged on.
“Excuse me?…” came his half-confused, half-intrigued reaction.
“An obsession with stuffed animals,” I clarified. “I mean, you are a young one…”
“Where did you come up with that?” He kept his hands firmly covering my eyes, but I could hear the amused smile in his voice. “Is that even a real word?”
“I’m a doctor, I know these things,” I shrugged.
Tag: humor paranormal-romance sarcastic-humor
You get a kick out of shocking the pants off me, don’t you?” I shook my head with a smirk.
He just shrugged with a playful smile, his eyes momentarily flitting toward my pants before returning to meet my gaze.
“It’s an expression,” I rolled my eyes. “Don’t tell me you aren’t familiar with it, Mr. Smarty Pants.”
“You have quite a repertoire of ‘pants’ references, don’t you?
Tag: humor paranormal-romance pants sarcastic-humor
Aeron’s stone-faced expression cracked, as he turned to give me a dumbfounded look.
Meeting his questioning eyes, I let out a little annoyed sigh, “I refuse to believe that you don’t know the meaning of ‘cojones’.”
“I’m well aware of the meaning,” he raised his eyebrows, fighting back a smile. “Just a little surprised at your choice of words…”
“Yeah, I can really paint a verbal picture,” I responded dryly.
Tag: humor paranormal-romance sarcastic-humor
I’m not familiar with this word you were repeating before…‘cojones’, was it?”
I blushed as Dominick patted me on the back. “Way to introduce him to the vernacular, Palta.
Tag: humor paranormal-romance sarcastic-humor cojones
My instincts told me that death would somehow be…different. But my rational mind reminded me that I had probably tempted fate one too many times. At least, I thought it was my rational mind. It sure seemed like the usual voice inside my head. Thank God there was only one of them.
M.A. GeorgeTag: humor paranormal-romance sarcastic-humor voices-inside-your-head
But you know as well as I do that anger won’t solve anything.”
“I beg to differ,” he shrugged. “Anger can be quite rewarding…at least for those of us who have the option of blasting our enemies to oblivion.
Tag: humor paranormal-romance enemies anger sarcastic-humor
It’s a sad state of affairs when I’m the one bringing sanity to the equation
M.A. GeorgeTag: humor sanity paranormal-romance sarcastic-humor equation
Ah yes…” He made an exaggerated nod. “I was supposed to be filling you in on Nangí’s story.” He winked at me playfully, as I kept up my glare. “Now, where should I begin?”
“Tell you what, let me get you started,” I came back. “Once upon a time, there was this über-creepy old man—who looks like he lives in a haunted shack and eats small children for breakfast—and I decided to make him my new best friend becaaauuse… Okay, your turn.
Tag: humor paranormal-romance creepy snarky-remarks sarcastic-humor
Think of mental energy as broadcasting on a certain wavelength,” he tried to explain. “People with powers of the mind can tap into that wavelength…”
“That’s all fine and good,” I nodded, “but evidently my transmitter is broken. Or much more likely…I never had one in the first place.”
“Ah, yes,” he nodded unenthusiastically, “and your nose is mounted upside-down.”
“Excuse me?” My forehead creased.
“I do wish you would quit contradicting me,” he let out a tired sigh. “It’s insulting…and highly annoying.
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