If they projected the fact that they are dangerous any harder, there would be little puddles of "danger" on the floor around them. Look, it's "danger", don't step in it!
Mercedes LackeyThe Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. [Fred. Free.]
Terry PratchettTag: satire
It was in this pub he'd learnt that, contrary to the belief of the majority of those laying bets, it is possible to flatten a hundred frogs with a hammer in less than thirty seconds. In short, it was a pub with a reputation. And very slimy walls.
Tony McGuinSome men are born sodomites, some achieve sodomy, and some have sodomy thrust upon them...
Aleister CrowleyActors are so fortunate. They can choose whether they will appear in tragedy or in comedy, whether they will suffer or make merry, laugh or shed tears. But in real life it is different. Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualifications. Our Guildensterns play Hamlet for us, and our Hamlets have to jest like Prince Hal. The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
Oscar WildeTag: humor shakespeare satire
Invisible things are the only realities.
Edgar Allan PoeMysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health.
Edgar Allan PoeRight now, the economy is a whole lot like a fairly good-looking brain-dead chick in a persistent vegetative coma. You can't really wake her up, but there's things she's still good for.
Cintra WilsonThe wicked are wicked, no doubt, and they go astray and they fall, and they come by their deserts; but who can tell the mischief which the very virtuous do?
William Makepeace ThackerayQuotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Ambrose BierceTag: humor satire definitions quotes quotations
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