Real sex is as much about reciprocity as it is exploration and if you need a reason to resent a man later on, just consider the guy who doesn’t believe in cunnilingus...
Roberto HogueTag: imagination exploration resentment oral-sex reciprocity sexy-humor hang-ups great-sex guys-and-their-dumb-ways cunnilingus funny-sex sex-quotes
Robert, what are you doing? I'm cooking.’
‘I like to thank the chef for the excellent food.’
‘But surely that is done at the end of the meal.’
‘What a good idea, I'll thank you later … as it should be done.
Tag: love sexy sexy-humor
If you keep torturing me like this …’ Robert said.
‘What will happen?’
‘You don't know?
Tag: lovers sexy-humor
Mmhh! I have several ideas, but I don't know where to start.’
‘You mean to hear me shout your name?’
‘Yes, that's one of the ideas I have in mind.
Tag: lovers sexy-humor
The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.
Jacob M. AppelTag: humor sexuality men women romance sex dating humorous dating-advice persuasion sexy-humor dating-tips
Because I absolutely, positively cannot fuck you, Lola,” he says like it’s a formal declaration.
I furrow my brow and salute him, which makes him snicker.
Tag: erotica sexy sexy-humor
But as an escort it’s our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants.
S.K. LogsdonTag: romance funny author erotica sexy-humor escorts
I've got a cab waiting so we sh-" he stopped speaking as he entered the
sitting room, his eyes frozen on me.
"Fuck."
Ellie giggled.
I squinted an eye at him. "Is that a good fuck?"
He grinned. "Well you're that too, babe.
Tag: humor funny sexy-humor
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