teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or ironic. if they say "I wish someone would drop a bomb on this school right now," that means they have arranged for a nuclear arsenal to be emptied onto the school and should be immediately suspended and ridiculed. if they say they were merely coming up with a joking excuse to postpone a bio test, reply that all jokes are funny, and that since dropping a bomb on a school is not funny, it is therefore
not
a
joke.

David Levithan

Tag: funny sarcasm irony teenagers teens jokes



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I knew it was a terrible idea. We were supposed to be leaving our past behind us, not fully embracing it. But she was a part of my past that I wanted to hold onto. She was my only reminder of Tommy, my only remaining connection. I couldn’t let that die, not yet.

Nicole Sobon

Tag: teens cyborgs



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How could you explain to someone that sometimes it was not worth living in the past when the past was all that they had worth living for?

Nicole Sobon

Tag: teens cyborgs



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In every lifetime there is a moment. A moment so clear, so profoundly unique; that it stands out against billions of other moments. When you find a moment such as this one, you pay extra close attention to it. It will usually contain something that defines you in the future. (The Children of Ankh)

Kim Cormack

Tag: scifi love romance fantasy teens sciencefiction youngadult youngadultseries youngadultfantasy teenseries reads urbanfantasy



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Teaching middle school is an adventure not a job.

Angela K. Bennett

Tag: humor school teach teens middle-school



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I am seventeen. The good things about seventeen is that you’re not sixteen. Sixteen goes with the word sweet, and I am so far from sweet.

Francine Pascal

Tag: age sixteen sweet teens seventeen sweet-sixteen



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This, Sebastian is no mere purse. And, you shouldn't call a handbag a purse.....a bag, on the other hand, is meant to be seen.

Candace Bushnell

Tag: teens chick-lit teen-fiction



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When a zashiki warashi came to live with you, good fortune smiled upon the whole house.

Holly Thompson

Tag: japan teens anthology



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One warm morning in July, a ghost came to our breakfast table.

Holly Thompson

Tag: japan ghosts teens anthology



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The only stupid question is the question that is never asked.

Ramon Bautista

Tag: teens



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