It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear.

Damon Suede

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I’m talking to you in bed at one in the morning. How mad can I be?”
I picture him there, in what, flannel pajamas? Underwear? Nothing at all?

Jeannine Garsee

Tag: underwear sexy



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Victorian rigidities were such that ladies were not even allowed to blow out candles in mixed company, as that required them to pucker their lips suggestively. They could not say that they were going "to bed"--that planted too stimulating an image--but merely that they were "retiring." It became effectively impossible to discuss clothing in even a clinical sense without resort to euphemisms. Trousers became "nether integuments" or simply "inexpressibles" and underwear was "linen." Women could refer among themselves to petticoats or, in hushed tones, stockings, but could mention almost nothing else that brushed bare flesh.

Bill Bryson

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People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tag: humor humour decision indecision underwear g-string



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A G-string is a permanent self-inflicted wedgie.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tag: lingerie underwear panties thong g-string



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Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day.

Ray Bradbury

Tag: underwear life-quotes jack-goldenberg



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