When we neglect our Bible study we often feel guilty. When you skip a meal do you feel guilty? No, you feel hungry. The Bible is food for our soul. When we fail to read it we should not feel guilty, we should feel hungry. Guilt is fueled by obligation hunger is fueled by desire.

Tyler Edwards

Tag: bible jesus desire hunger zombie



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I choose when to die

Rhiannon Frater

Tag: zombie jenni book-two fighting-to-survive



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Horror movies...odd how they became a guideline for survival.

Riannon Frater

Tag: zombie fighting-to-survive



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You know Dahmer was a cannibal. You think he was a zombie?”
Tom smirked. “I’m no expert, but not all cannibals are zombies.

H.D. Timmons

Tag: humor zombie series short-fiction



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Cry no tears for us, my friend.” I pry at her fingers, panicking to be released in fear that she may drag me into death with her. She croaks again, “Lend no aches to the dreams of yesterday.”
From the corpse of Warren, his greyish gums smack from whatever goo has settled in his mouth, “Allow the tide sweep free the bay.”
Then together they sing in zombie choir, “And home the ships sailing send.

Nathan Reese Maher

Tag: romance death dreams sacrifice gothic zombie ships waking water-for-elephants storms tempest cityisle cityspire



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When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is.

* If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.
* If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life.
* Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian.

Shamus McCarty

Tag: humor zombie zombies funny-quotes zombie-apocalypse assholery



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Well," he said, "I think we've found our way in. We just wait until they're duking it out, but trust me, these Humans First types don't have a lot of staying power or they'd have been at the gym with me before. I doubt Grandma Kent there is going to do a lot of damage." He pointed at a gray-haired, hunched lady in a shawl, carrying what looked liked a gardening tool. "It's like Plants Versus Zombies, and I'm not rooting for the zombies, weirdly enough.

Rachel Caine

Tag: humor human funny plants zombie shane



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He is hotter than a zombie cooked in a dippsy dumpster with kerosene.

Alexander Fontana

Tag: zombie



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Elizabeth remembered how foolish everyone had felt when they discovered Mr. Mercandy was the victim of a stroke and not a zombie as they’d thought.

Francine Pascal

Tag: foolishness zombie stroke sweet-valley



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He is about as well-put-together and focused as a zombie at a tractor pull.

Alexander Fontana

Tag: stupidity zombie



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