Frogs. We all want their long tongues and jumping power, but aspiring superheroes rarely consider the benefits of growing up as sperm.
BauvardCannibal: epicures who abstain from alcohol and tobacco. As moral guides, they are underutilized in the police forces of modern societies.
BauvardWelcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.
BauvardStichwörter: humor funny telepathy
Artists are the serfs of a leisure society.
BauvardStichwörter: humor funny artists
When nobody practices what they strongly believe in, that day will be a triumph of prudence.
BauvardStichwörter: humor belief funny prudence
I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was ‘excuse me’.
BauvardStichwörter: humor manners funny
When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I’m a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations.
BauvardStichwörter: humor politics books funny
Divorce runs high these days, but I’m an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular.
BauvardStichwörter: humor marriage funny
Where does love reveal itself? In beds, sofas, bathtubs – each section of a department store has its advantages.
BauvardThe only way to tell a fable is to introduce a human. The only way to tell a proverb is to introduce your grandfather.
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