Frogs. We all want their long tongues and jumping power, but aspiring superheroes rarely consider the benefits of growing up as sperm.

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Cannibal: epicures who abstain from alcohol and tobacco. As moral guides, they are underutilized in the police forces of modern societies.  

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Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.

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Stichwörter: humor funny telepathy



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Artists are the serfs of a leisure society.

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Stichwörter: humor funny artists



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When nobody practices what they strongly believe in, that day will be a triumph of prudence.

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Stichwörter: humor belief funny prudence



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I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was ‘excuse me’.

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Stichwörter: humor manners funny



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When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I’m a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations.

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Stichwörter: humor politics books funny



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Divorce runs high these days, but I’m an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular.

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Stichwörter: humor marriage funny



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Where does love reveal itself? In beds, sofas, bathtubs – each section of a department store has its advantages.

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Stichwörter: humor love funny



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The only way to tell a fable is to introduce a human. The only way to tell a proverb is to introduce your grandfather.

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