Frogs. We all want their long tongues and jumping power, but aspiring superheroes rarely consider the benefits of growing up as sperm.
BauvardCannibal: epicures who abstain from alcohol and tobacco. As moral guides, they are underutilized in the police forces of modern societies.
BauvardWelcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.
BauvardArtists are the serfs of a leisure society.
BauvardWhen nobody practices what they strongly believe in, that day will be a triumph of prudence.
BauvardTag: humor belief funny prudence
I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was ‘excuse me’.
BauvardWhen someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I’m a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations.
BauvardTag: humor politics books funny
Divorce runs high these days, but I’m an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular.
BauvardWhere does love reveal itself? In beds, sofas, bathtubs – each section of a department store has its advantages.
BauvardThe only way to tell a fable is to introduce a human. The only way to tell a proverb is to introduce your grandfather.
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