I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill CosbyStichwörter: parenting-humor
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Bill CosbyThe very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Bill CosbyStichwörter: advertising-humor
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill CosbyStichwörter: humor-parenting
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
Bill CosbyStichwörter: past future present time dream ghost
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
Bill CosbyStichwörter: inspirational sailboat
Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?
Bill CosbyStichwörter: beets-humor
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
Bill CosbyStichwörter: humor
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
Bill CosbyA word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
Bill CosbyStichwörter: funny
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