Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

Bill Watterson

Stichwörter: humor cooking



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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse

Bill Watterson

Stichwörter: humor



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Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial.

Bill Watterson

Stichwörter: humor denial



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Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money.

Bill Watterson


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I'm related to people I don't relate to.

Bill Watterson


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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from?
Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
Calvin: I came from Sears?
Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!

Bill Watterson

Stichwörter: babies sears k-mart



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You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.

Bill Watterson

Stichwörter: haircut hobbes



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It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!

Bill Watterson


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What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

Bill Watterson


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Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Bill Watterson


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