Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse
Bill WattersonTag: humor
Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial.
Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money.
Bill WattersonI'm related to people I don't relate to.
Bill WattersonCalvin: Dad where do babies come from?
Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
Calvin: I came from Sears?
Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!
You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.
Bill WattersonIt's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!
Bill WattersonWhat's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
Bill WattersonKnow what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
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