Childbirth has always been a dangerous undertaking, but at least I've managed to eliminate the most painful part of the process.
What's that? Sex?
Love.
Just go out there and get your heart broken in, so it'll be ready when you really need it.
Brian K. VaughanHappy endings are bullshit. There are only happy pauses.
Brian K. VaughanI mean, do you know what you get when you call a suicide hotline in New York city? A busy signal. Literally.
Brian K. VaughanWell, robots are, of course, the monkey's natural enemy.
Brian K. VaughanStichwörter: funny graphic-novels
Sai, negli ultimi mesi ho mangiato tante di quelle pesche in scatola, che ieri notte ho praticamente cacato una crostata.
Brian K. Vaughan…though queens are a particular obsession of mine. I’m not speaking of European sovereigns, mind you, but that most glorious force of the chessboard. Did you know her square was originally occupied by a male “vizier,” able to advance only one meager diagonal step per move? But during the reign of the great female monarchs, this piece metamorphosed into a “queen,” and her power grew commensurate with her title. Only then did the game become something more— A mental odyssey that helped reshape the world.
Brian K. VaughanMy mom once told me that a good relationship isn't where the other person makes you feel better, but where they make *you* better.
Brian K. VaughanOnce upon a time, each of us was somebody's kid.
Everyone had a father, even if he never provided anything more than his seed.
Everyone had a mother, even if she had to leave us on a stranger's doorstep.
No matter how we're eventually raised, all of our stories begin the exact same way.
They all end the same, too.
Forgive me if I don't take relationship advice from a dead teenager missing her vagina.
Brian K. VaughanStichwörter: humor
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