Childbirth has always been a dangerous undertaking, but at least I've managed to eliminate the most painful part of the process.
What's that? Sex?
Love.

Brian K. Vaughan


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Just go out there and get your heart broken in, so it'll be ready when you really need it.

Brian K. Vaughan


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Happy endings are bullshit. There are only happy pauses.

Brian K. Vaughan


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I mean, do you know what you get when you call a suicide hotline in New York city? A busy signal. Literally.

Brian K. Vaughan


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Well, robots are, of course, the monkey's natural enemy.

Brian K. Vaughan

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Sai, negli ultimi mesi ho mangiato tante di quelle pesche in scatola, che ieri notte ho praticamente cacato una crostata.

Brian K. Vaughan


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…though queens are a particular obsession of mine. I’m not speaking of European sovereigns, mind you, but that most glorious force of the chessboard. Did you know her square was originally occupied by a male “vizier,” able to advance only one meager diagonal step per move? But during the reign of the great female monarchs, this piece metamorphosed into a “queen,” and her power grew commensurate with her title. Only then did the game become something more— A mental odyssey that helped reshape the world.

Brian K. Vaughan


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My mom once told me that a good relationship isn't where the other person makes you feel better, but where they make *you* better.

Brian K. Vaughan


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Once upon a time, each of us was somebody's kid.

Everyone had a father, even if he never provided anything more than his seed.

Everyone had a mother, even if she had to leave us on a stranger's doorstep.

No matter how we're eventually raised, all of our stories begin the exact same way.

They all end the same, too.

Brian K. Vaughan


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Forgive me if I don't take relationship advice from a dead teenager missing her vagina.

Brian K. Vaughan

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