Fuck you fucks and the fucks you fucked in on!

Bryan Lee O'Malley

Stichwörter: expletives



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Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.

Bryan Lee O'Malley

Stichwörter: sex



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I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!

Bryan Lee O'Malley

Stichwörter: humorous



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Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up.
Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.

Bryan Lee O'Malley

Stichwörter: growing-up



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These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott.

Bryan Lee O'Malley

Stichwörter: humor mr-men



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Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?

Bryan Lee O'Malley

Stichwörter: humor



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What kind of tea do you want?"
"There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?"
"Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger Without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle Coconut, Chamomile, Blueberry Chamomile, Decaf Vanilla Walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Grey."
-"I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up?

Bryan Lee O'Malley

Stichwörter: tea choices



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Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.

Bryan Lee O'Malley

Stichwörter: humor



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Those two make my mouth taste like throw up.

Bryan Lee O'Malley


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Kim: "What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?"
Hollie: "You hate everyone, Kim."
Kim: "You're one of everyone.

Bryan Lee O'Malley


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