Fuck you fucks and the fucks you fucked in on!
Bryan Lee O'MalleyTags: expletives
Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.
Bryan Lee O'MalleyTags: sex
I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!
Bryan Lee O'MalleyTags: humorous
Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up.
Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.
Tags: growing-up
These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott.
Bryan Lee O'MalleyTell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?
Bryan Lee O'MalleyTags: humor
What kind of tea do you want?"
"There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?"
"Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger Without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle Coconut, Chamomile, Blueberry Chamomile, Decaf Vanilla Walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Grey."
-"I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up?
Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.
Bryan Lee O'MalleyTags: humor
Those two make my mouth taste like throw up.
Bryan Lee O'MalleyKim: "What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?"
Hollie: "You hate everyone, Kim."
Kim: "You're one of everyone.
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