Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.
Christopher MooreDon't bruise the Foo!
Christopher MooreStichwörter: random suck from you
Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.
Christopher MooreStichwörter: love
Do we look like thrill-seekers? Wasn't it enough that we had to put up that sign reading NO HABLA ESPANOL and acknowledge the existence of thirty percent of the population, even in the negative?
Christopher MooreThe problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel perfectly sane, and there just happens to be a trailer-shaped dragon crouching in the lot next door.
Christopher MooreLast time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say.
Christopher MooreThey want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?
Christopher MooreCharlie Asher: I accidently shagged a monk last night.
Minty Fresh: Sometimes, in times of crisis, that shit cannot be avoided.
The gourney, the big file drawers of the dead, the instruments of dissection - this sure looked like the morgues in the movies. Something had gone seriously wrong while she slept.
Christopher MooreWhy is it one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere, but one must busta cap in someone's ass?
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