Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.

Craig Ferguson

Stichwörter: tv



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At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.

Craig Ferguson

Stichwörter: censorship comedy tv self-censorship



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There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.

Craig Ferguson

Stichwörter: suits tv commercialism talk-show-host



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Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.

Craig Ferguson

Stichwörter: age secret luck



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Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know

Craig Ferguson

Stichwörter: self-awareness tv



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114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.

Craig Ferguson

Stichwörter: age



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People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.

Craig Ferguson

Stichwörter: wisdom age condescension



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That's why Credit card companies are evil. Are they sponsoring the show tonight? ... They are Evil.

Craig Ferguson

Stichwörter: money evil credit commercialism



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By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!

Craig Ferguson

Stichwörter: power beard



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The world can be such a fright, but it belongs to us tonight.

Craig Ferguson

Stichwörter: fear control



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