I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
Darynda JonesStichwörter: charley-davidson
It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles.
Darynda JonesStichwörter: charley-davidson
There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated.
Charley
Stichwörter: charley-davidson
Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy."
"Do you even know what that means?"
"No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives
Stichwörter: charley-davidson
No way. I'm so in, it's unreal. I just want you to know that if we make it to Plan E, I'm running. Far away. And possibly changing my name.
Darynda JonesOh, yes. Milk from my favorite cows:brown.
Darynda JonesStichwörter: lol-funny
Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
Darynda JonesStichwörter: humor coffee first-grave-on-the-right charley-davidson darynda-jones
What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish."
"Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?
Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes.
Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger.
She still wasn't convinced. "So, if you were a guy, would you be into me?"
"Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay."
"Yeah, me, too.
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