Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!"
Su-Chin: That was you.

Diablo Cody


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Juno MacGuff: "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

Diablo Cody


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Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!

Diablo Cody


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Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.

Diablo Cody

Stichwörter: juno



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In my opinon, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.

Diablo Cody


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In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.

Diablo Cody


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The Ten Worst Songs to Strip To: 1. That Midnight Oil song about aborigines

Diablo Cody

Stichwörter: humor stripping



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Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad?
Mac MacGuff: What?
Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um...
Mac MacGuff: *Or*...?
Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!

Diablo Cody


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Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss

Diablo Cody


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Love is mysterious and rad, like Steve Perry from Journey

Diablo Cody

Stichwörter: humor love classic-rock



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